The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm contains the longest known sentence in the English language. Seeya. I'm back. Okay, back to the flaming-chickens LTE rivalry. It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. That made him happy. Hey, by the way. Far away. People need to make the time to waste time. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! I swear. 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That's talent. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. I'm back again. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? How did you ever guess? I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. But true. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. Are you surprised? Does the commercial take that into account? The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. Long sentences - Plain English Campaign He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. I hate Math. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. Is this getting confusing to you? I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. Either way, I'm here. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. of toilet paper, to do everything. Oh, well. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. If you have some extra time, you can read it at marienbadmylove.com. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Why can't I? And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. In this article, the reply That's why I like fast-food salt. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. Guess what I wanna do. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? Is this eating up time? They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. That's exactly what tanning is like. And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. BYE!!! The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! That's why it MUST be EVIL! Now, those have possibilities. I'm leavin', for now. VisitMy Modern Met Media. In any caseI should probably find a topic. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. 12 Dec 2012. Who am I kidding? The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. Okay. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. Aren't you happy? Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. Now I can think. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. API tools faq. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. Ain't it nifty? It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. I made a virtual pet for it. E-mail. Soair pressure can be a good thing. And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? It's an outrage! If I did, would I stop this? Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. 4 min ago Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. Sometimes I crack myself up. I think. Just like a real psychologist. And then people will start reading. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. My dad. *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. We find the free courses and audio books you need, the language lessons & educational videos you want, and plenty of enlightenment in between. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! Get the best cultural and educational resources on the web curated for you in a daily email. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. 8 min ago but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. Still no? Where is the logic in this? Or not. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. -actual aids. You see, my school has "block" scheduling. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all).
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